I found this on Much of a muchness and couldn’t pass up trying it. Go to google and type in your name followed by Needs.
Here are a few of my results:
1. Cassie needs a sweet little grey and white cat
2. Cassie needs toilet paper
3. Cassie needs a drink
4. Cassie needs her feeding tube put back in.
5. Cassie needs a replacement
6. Cassie needs to SMARTIN UP.
7. Cassie needs the camera
8. Cassie needs to wake up.
9. Cassie needs to be kept occupied.
10. Cassie needs to chill out.
Go ahead, try it! I hope you get some funny results 
Ha! Glad you did this too, it’s fun isn’t it?
Did you get the cat yet? And the toilet paper…..
I did this – I couldn’t believe the results – I need money, I need prayers… I love the silliness of it. Thanks.