I love this joke…

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote
mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new
BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,
RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks
the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves
you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?”

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at
his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why
not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook
computer,connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and
surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a
GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he
then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in
an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe
Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in
Hamburg , Germany

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot
that the image has been processed and the data stored. He
then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected
Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a
few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on
his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally
turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows
and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my
calves,” says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and
looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of
his car.

Then the Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell
you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my
calf?”

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says
, “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says
Bud.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you
guess that?”

“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed
up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid
for an answer I already knew,to a question I never asked.
You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and
you don’t know a thing about cows…this is a
herd of sheep. .  now give me back my dog.

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One thought on “I love this joke…

  1. A man was walking down the middle of the street with a penguin up under his arm. An older lady sees this and shouts to him, “Hey buddy, you oughta take that penguin to a zoo.” He continues walking down the road.
    The next day the same man came walking down the road with the same penguin tucked up under his arm. The same lady shouted out to him and said, “Hey buddy, I told you to take that penguin to a zoo.
    The fellow yelled back and said, “I did, and tonight we’re going to the movies.”

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